Snapchat, oh snapchat. Boy do you have embarrassing dirt on me.
Most of the time, I admit, I’m asking for it seeing as how I only really use the app when I’m drunk. There’s just something about taking terrible selfies and videos that is so much fun when I’m plastered. I have a great time and my friends get a kick out of it too (not to mention blackmail…). Yesterday however, I was not prepared for what snapchat had dealt me.
Okay so like most single people in today’s world, I am on Tinder. Let’s be real there’s something about matching with people that is fun and a huge confident boost. I personally don’t take it too seriously. That being said, I don’t troll around as much as others do. Anyway, I started talking to this cute dude yesterday and we were being real flirty. Like REAL flirty and escalated quickly. Not even kidding one second we’re talking about music and the next he’s saying he’s horny.
Usually at this point I’d roll my eyes and unmatch him or something, but it was jokey enough that I just went with it. I don’t know what had gotten into me. I’m really not a sexual person. Making out with someone is fun, but I’m not very experienced beyond that. That being said everyone has days where they’re just hot and bothered and yesterday was one for me.
Thankfully I put a stop to this before things went too far. I was meeting with my friends soon and I didn’t want this to go on while I was with them. Talk about awkward. I flat out said that our convo couldn’t get any more heated, not that it really was that heated, but you get me. Instead of being like see you later he some how convinces me that we should snapchat.
Again, usually I’d back out of this but for some reason I said yes. I’m not sure how much of it was his charm or how much I was out of it. He assured me that he wasn’t just gonna straight up send me a dick pic because I was not about to get sexy on snapchat. That is just not me. He just liked using it more or something. So he adds me and I say goodbye because I’m hanging out with my friends.
Later, I see that I have three snapchats from him. I opened them with one of my best friend’s Mo because I was still kind of afraid of what they were going to be. The first one was of him making a cute face. Not gonna lie, I let out a huge sigh of relief. The second was just like the first. The third however, I just couldn’t believe.
No it wasn’t his dick, thank god. But he took a mirror shot of of himself with him dragging the neck of his shirt down, trying (and sort of failing) to look sexy. The caption was “Horny yet? ;)” Not even kidding, I fell to the floor pissing my pants. In hindsight, I should have been expecting this but it still surprised me. I think what really made me die was the fact that he tried to look sex y and failed. I wish I saved the picture so you all could see but you’ll have to use your imaginations. It was that good. I almost wish he had sent another like it, it was too funny.
P.S. Have to say though he was definitely more attractive in his cute snapchats than his Tinder profile pics. Go figure.